What the heck does that mean? lol

we're hot to trot coz we've got the lot and don't want to end up in the pot. so there top siht.

now look here turtle, you are a water type thing.
so leave these land type games to land type people.

It's true I am a turtle and a bludy good swimmer but I can also trot on land and so I have as much right to play soil based games as you pink, bald, warm blooded, two legged pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What has this got to do with checkers? 
Legend.